SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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