Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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