I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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