people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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