summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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