the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
