She said her name was "party"
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Acid is not a monday night drug
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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