What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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