I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
