All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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