i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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