I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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