The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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