yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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