I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
