dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
