escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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