Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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