She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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