I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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