i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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