I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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