What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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