me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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