So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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