I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i've created a new STD.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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