Do vagina's smell?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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