I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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