Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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