That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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