Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
high people should be assigned attendants
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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