Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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