Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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