it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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