stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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