i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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