Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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