She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm at about main and main street
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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