He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we made out on top of his cat.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
