But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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