am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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