I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have tasted many bathrooms
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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