He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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