remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So vagazzling was a success
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