I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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