what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
