But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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