On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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