he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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