I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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