Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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