so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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